Joaquín Reyes canta a Luis Bárcenas

“Había un hombre, un tesorero que actuaba como un forajido, al margen de la ley. A nadie le constaba lo que hacía: robaba comisiones a los ricos para dárselas… a los ricos también. Entraba y salía cuando quería. Ese hombre, de pelo asilverado, era… Bárcenas”. Así arranca la canción/poema -o lo que carajo sea; para definiciones, los de la RAE, o el propio autor-  que el humorista manchego Joaquín Reyes dedica a Luis Bárcenas, extesorero del PP.

joaquin-reyes-barcenas2La cosa se hizo a finales de enero, cuando el diario El Mundo desveló que dirigentes populares cobraban dinero en B y cuando El País mostró los “presuntos” papeles secretos -lo pongo, no sea que Acordes Modernos reciba una multa- del mejor amigo de los taxistas del madrileño Barrio de Salamanca. Uno, que se pasaba (hasta anteayer) las tardes en el búnker (tradúzcase, biblioteca de Arquitectura: excelente, silenciosa, digna), desconocía hasta esta misma tarde la existencia de esta pieza de Joaquín Reyes, en la que emplea una música amerindia, unos coros de serie del Oeste de los 70 y un humor con denominación de origen.

Quien les escribe reza, casi todas las noches, por que Reyes, Ernesto Sevilla, Julián López (un trompetista cojonudo, ojo), Raúl Cimas y Carlos Areces estrenen, de una maldita vez, Retorno a Lilifor, del que llevo escuchando cosas/detalles/matices desde febrero del año pasado y del que no se ha vuelto a saber nada. Quien les escribe, en la ESO y en el Bachillerato, se vio todos los episodios de La hora chanante y, posteriormente, durante la carrera, de Muchachada nui. Uno tiene hambre de chorradas con criterio.

Un ‘celebritie’ de Luis Bárcenas, “pelo asilverado” incluido, anda que no daría juego.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ULKOgQqsVw

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Jesús F. Úbeda

Jesús Úbeda nace en 1989 en Ciudad Real. En 2006 se traslada a Madrid, donde vive. Licenciado en Periodismo.

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